it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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