If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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