As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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