piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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