Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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