i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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