For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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