The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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