Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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