Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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