You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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