I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
