Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
look no pants
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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