I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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