stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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