Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
