This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
handjob tips. give me some.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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