Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Two words: nipple clamps
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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