chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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