she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my shit smells like andre
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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