Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
