Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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