Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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