I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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