so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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