I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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