Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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