hotel room ftw
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
did you just send me my own nude
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
