He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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