is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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