It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need a beard to bite.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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