Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
bring money and cleavage
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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