It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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