He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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