I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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