woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize