Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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