So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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