so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
