on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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