we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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