I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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