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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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