So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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