The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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