HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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