i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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