kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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