I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the condom got lost in my hair
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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