I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
