I love black thongs
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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