Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
honey bunches of taint.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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