Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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