Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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