I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize