I hate your face
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
two words...techno handjob
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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